Hair, mess & odour

The hair does not live on the sofa. It lives in it

A sticky roller lifts what is sitting on top, which is why the cushion still looks grey after half a roll. The hair that shows is the hair that has worked down into the weave, and that is a different job with a different tool.

Before you pick, work out:

  • Whether you are dealing with hair on top, hair in the weave, or a wet dog smell
  • The seat measurement, arm to arm and back to front, before you order a cover
  • Fabric covers are not waterproof, and we say which is which

3 products


Two ways to stop losing the fight

One takes the hair out of the fabric. The other keeps it from getting in.

  • 30-day money-back guarantee
  • Free shipping worldwide

Prices are in Canadian dollars with duties included, so there is nothing to pay when it arrives.

Why this works

Catching it beats cleaning it

Every hour of cleaning starts with hair reaching the fabric. A cover cut to the shape of the seat is the cheapest way to stop that happening, and it goes in the machine, which a couch never will.

For what is already in there, pressure is the mistake everyone makes. Leaning on a roller or a brush pushes hair deeper into the weave. Short strokes with no weight behind them bring it back to the surface, which is the whole difference between thirty seconds a cushion and a lost afternoon.

  • 30-day money backIf it doesn't solve the problem, we refund you.
  • Free shipping worldwideEvery order, every country. Tracked from the moment it leaves us.
  • Reply within 24 hoursA real person, on business days.
  • Our own designWe draw it, spec it, and use it at home for months before it goes on sale.

Questions about this category

Why does the lint roller stop working halfway?

Because tape only reaches what is on top. Once the surface hair is gone, the sheet is picking up nothing while the cushion still looks grey, and the hair you can see is below the surface.

Can I use a hair remover on the dog?

No. Fabric tools are angled to pull hair out of a weave, which is not something you want near skin. Brushing is a separate job with a brush made for coats.

Will a cover stop the smell as well?

It catches most of what causes it, because the smell is damp fur and skin oil in the upholstery. The cover goes in the machine; that is the part that actually fixes it.

Is a fabric cover waterproof?

No, and we would rather say so here. It handles damp paws and normal use. A full accident goes through to the cushion, and for that you want a waterproof layer instead.

What about the car?

Same problem, worse conditions: hair, road salt and grit end up in the weave together. Shake the mats out first so you are not pushing sand back in, then work the seats dry.